Attention Students

[alt_penelope]

Please immediately turn in any and all copies of this 'School-Wide Quiz' to your nearest Prefect.

If you have any information about who created or distributed this mean-spirited and frankly disgusting document, please seek any of us out to pass your comments along in total privacy.

There is NO NEED to discuss this incident in the journals!

Comments

Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_percy]

Oh, dear.

Is it as bad as last year's?

Re: Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_penelope]

Worse.

The categories this time include 'Pigs and Heifers,' Sluts, Prudes, Pretty-but-Dull, Creepily Sexy, Utterly Thick, Future Home-Wreckers (and it doesn't help that Calderwood's in that list!), House Embarrassments, and then several categories that focus on physical attributes, which you can probably guess. And that's not all. I mean, it's downright vicious.

And now I've got to go politely ask that Finch-Fletchley to stop discussing it in his journal. This is just never going to end.

Re: Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_percy]

I wonder...are all the quiz copies exactly the same? I mean, with identical wording? Did they use a duplio spell to create the copies?

I mean, if you could link them by a Protean spell, say within a certain specified area, and then do something to destroy the copy you have, like with an incendio spell, wouldn't that destroy all other copies with the exact same wording?

Re: Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_penelope]

Well, I think we've got most of them, anyway. The good thing about this one is that it's simply so nasty that almost no one wanted to keep it.

I'm sure we have a few still floating out there, though. So the spell's tempting. But what if someone's got a copy folded up inside a book? Or under their bed? Incendio could be more dangerous than leaving it alone at this point.

Although...an ink stain across the whole page would do it and it wouldn't damage anything much else. Good thought, Perce.

Thank you. At least one person is taking this seriously.

Re: Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_percy]

Good thought about the fire hazard.

Perhaps if you put your copy into water, the ink would simply dissolve on the copies.

Re: Private message to Penelope Clearwater

[alt_percy]

And certainly, anytime I can come up with an idea that might help, I'd be glad to offer it, as long as you feel free to tell me you're handling things yourself, and there's no need for me to shove my wand in. Anyway, do let me know if it works.