Dark Arts Textbooks
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alternityIt has been brought to my attention there is some potential for confusion with the fourth through seventh year booklists. The text I have assigned is Marcus Julius Calidus's Intra Profundis, a seminal definitive primary text on the Arts, not any more recently-published work of similar name.
I deeply regret and apologise profusely for the confusion. If you have mistakenly acquired the wrong text, please arrange to replace it with a copy of the correct work as quickly as possible. I will return the essays of anyone who has been victim of this extremely embarrassing mix-up and allow you to make up the work without penalty at your convenience.
I deeply regret and apologise profusely for the confusion. If you have mistakenly acquired the wrong text, please arrange to replace it with a copy of the correct work as quickly as possible. I will return the essays of anyone who has been victim of this extremely embarrassing mix-up and allow you to make up the work without penalty at your convenience.
ORDER ONLY
Date: 2012-09-14 02:37 am (UTC)IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU HEARTLESS MURDERING SCUM!
I HOPE YOU DIE OF HUMILIATION!!
Order Only
Date: 2012-09-14 02:44 am (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2012-09-14 02:46 am (UTC)DON'T YOU DARE!!!
Re: Order Only
Date: 2012-09-14 02:47 am (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2012-09-14 02:48 am (UTC)Desist.
You'll give your Mum a coronary...
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 02:52 am (UTC)Lunes, are you planning on returning that book right away? Because I've got to admit I'm a bit curious to see what the fuss is about.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 03:33 am (UTC)ME TOO.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 03:34 am (UTC)Just don't read it at the table. You might miss your mouth and spill pumpkin juice all down your robes.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 03:35 am (UTC)Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private message to Luna Lovegood
Date: 2012-09-14 03:38 am (UTC)Don't let Evelyn see it. All right?
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 03:37 am (UTC)'Intra Profundis' means 'Within the Depths' -- which actually DOES sound a bit, um, suggestive.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 04:51 am (UTC)Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2012-09-14 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-14 02:58 am (UTC)It does seem so very possible for there to be confusion, especially with such a last minute change to the curriculum. And I do hope that the dear students who might be confused will bring the matter to the appropriate people. (Minerva, I do assume that's not changed under your leadership, and that it's still the heads of house or the eldest prefects.)
But - having heard just a smidge about the most recent title from acquaintances, I might add that if any students are concerned about their reading, I know that Madam Pomfrey is ready to assist with explanations. Well, as are all the staff, I suppose, in their areas of interest.
We are, of course, here to serve.
no subject
Date: 2012-09-14 03:41 am (UTC)Private Message to Antonin Nikolaevich
Date: 2012-09-14 03:18 am (UTC)Shall I defuse Dolores for you? Or would you rather do it yourself?
Re: Private Message to Antonin Nikolaevich
Date: 2012-09-14 03:37 am (UTC)I'm so glad I could provide an evening's amusement. I've no idea how I will possibly stand on my dignity tomorrow.
Private message to Toshenka
Date: 2012-09-14 03:54 pm (UTC)Well, that's it. You're truly one of us now. I'll bring something special with me tonight to celebrate.
-R
Re: Private message to Toshenka
Date: 2012-09-14 04:22 pm (UTC)Waiting to see if any of the little darlings have the nerve to snicker in my classes this afternoon,
T