I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

In honour of Fred and George's birthday and the anniversary of this lock, I would just like to note:

His Excellency the So-Called Lord Protector, also known as the Lord Pretender, Voldemort, and His Noselessness the Ugly, is a stupid ponce, an evil git, a puling coward, a liar, a thief, a murderer, and an atrocious father.

He murders children, enslaves muggles, muggle-borns, half-bloods, and purebloods, tortures those around him for his personal entertainment, has lunch with Dementors, encourages others to blood-thirst and savagery, and would undoubtedly pick his nose and eat the bogies if he HAD a nose, which he does not.

We can say what we like here, and even if we were betrayed, they can only kill any of us once, so I'm going to say that I want Voldemort dead. I want him dead for real, none of this 'oh look, here I am again but without a nose this time' business. I want Bellatrix dead. I want Barty Crouch dead. I want an earthquake. I want a revolution. I WANT TO TEAR IT ALL DOWN, ALL OF IT, AND START OVER BECAUSE THE PROTECTORATE IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE.

(I can't figure out how they made the picture of the exploding dungbombs?)

Comments

[alt_evelyn]

Hear hear.