You know, with a little artful leaning on Xeno on my part, I could perhaps, ah, arrange for the Quibbler to provide yet another distraction for dear Lucius.

It's risky, though. Xeno is . . . unpredictable, and he might take a suggestion on my part, turn it arse-over-end and wind up either in Azkaban or getting the Quibbler shut down for good. Neither would be a result we would appreciate.