This absurdity must STOP

[alt_percy]

Students are NOT allowed to hex other students in the school corridors. I don't care what kind of silly game you are playing, and I don't give a toss about house pride. This means YOU, Cormac McLaggen, Jack Sloper, Melinda Pennifold, Aurelia Archer and Malcolm Preece, you are a prefect. What are you thinking!???

(Ron, I'm pleased to see that at least you have more sense.)

I'm sure my dear brothers Fred and George Weasley, have committed the deed as well, although I can't prove it. At any rate, their display at dinner last night seems deeply suspicious.

Helpful Hintys

[alt_gredforge]

This is a list of helpful hintys for all of you still in the game. And, you know, for future reference.

- Even paranoid people fail to look up.

-There is a delightful niche just above the entrance to the charms corridor, which you can reach by swinging down from the balcony of the floor above and stretching your arm waaaaaaay out and reaching for the neck of the gargoyle next to it that is the perfect size for hiding in. Aiming your wand between the gargoyles ears gives you a lovely shot of the people coming around the corner from Transfiguration. Unfortunately, the flagstones beneath said niche are very hard when you make the ten-foot drop.

-When your target is a prefect, always remember that the younger years can be bribed with Honeydukes chocolate, to get said prefect into the perfect hexing position.

- Never forget the power of alliances, two against one may not be fair, but it works really well.

-Everyone expects you to hide behind a suit of armor. It's better to hide in one. They're surprisingly roomy.

-Never listen to anything Percy Weasley says. We don't. And look what a success we are!