Prefects meeting tomorrow

[alt_percy]

Tomorrow night is our regularly scheduled Prefects meeting. If you have any concerns that you think might best be addressed by representatives from the four Houses, please, by all means, mention it to one of your House Prefects, and we will then take it up as a matter of discussion. We have managed to resolve many House problems in this manner, so don't hesitate to speak up! It gives us great pleasure to use our problem-solving skills on your behalf.

To any Gryffindors in particular reading this, please let me assure you that I will do my utmost to assist you in any way that I can because I am an arse.

Regarding the Prat

[alt_gredforge]

As for the unfortunate incident which has befallen our most beloved older brother, we would like to say

We had nothing to do with it.

We were in a detention with professor Acton, which lasted the whole evening.

That is not to say, however, that it isn't a corking good prank! Congratulations to whoever pulled it successfully.