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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

In honour of the illustrious founders of this Lock, Gred and Forge Weasley, I hereby carry out our proud April 1 tradition and proclaim our annual message concerning the Lord Protector.

His Excellency the Excrescence
Lord Berkiness
First Knight of Knobheads
Prince of Pestilent Pillocks

Why yes! Our leader, the Lord Protector, is STILL a stupid PONCE!!!!