Why? Because I'm not going to simplify everything into convenient stereotypes? What do you want me to say? That Father was a tyrant, Mother a self-centered harridan, you were an angel and I was always out of step? Sorry, I'm not going to make it that easy.

All I said was that you'll get your 'assignment' or whatever you choose to call it, it'll get reported as something to do with my vast array of followers and all the papers will call for my head - again.

I do wonder, though - don't you get tired of not being able to take credit where it's due?