Alternity

And look at that thing with the flour. It explodes? Because the wireless makes heat when it plays? Well, yeah. And on ours, the magic's got a little wonky, so sometimes there's a little fire that sizzles up when you turn the knob to put it on, or, y'know, when you tune it. Sounds like that'd mean if you used ours, the whole thing'd probably blow up while you'd still be holding onto it.