Urgent Notice

[alt_poppy]

I strongly urge anyone who may have ingested 'medicinal' substances meant to enhance attention or defer sleep to come immediately to the Hospital Wing. This applies especially to anyone having taken even a small quantity of the so-called Open Eyes Elixir.

If the rest of you would be on the alert for any eyeballs rolling underfoot, it would be most appreciated. And do bring them along to my reception, so they may be restored to their owners as expeditiously as possible.

Comments

[alt_michael]

Ew.

[alt_luna]

I haven't seen any, but I wondered: would it be helpful to put them in a tumbler of water when bringing them to the Hospital Wing or anything? (Sterile water, of course. Perhaps it should be sterile salt water?

And we'd have to be very careful that no one would accidently drink it.)

Private message to Poppy

[alt_sinistra]

Goodness. I was rather wondering what this year's brilliant student idea would be, but that's a quite distressing one.

Would another pair of hands be helpful to you? I've time once we're done at 3.

[alt_wagstaff]

Pardon me, mum, but did you mean anyone should come to yer ward if they might've taken somefin dodgy like that Open Eyes quaff?

Don' want me minces fallin out, do I?