Dark Arts Textbooks

[alt_antonin]

It has been brought to my attention there is some potential for confusion with the fourth through seventh year booklists. The text I have assigned is Marcus Julius Calidus's Intra Profundis, a seminal definitive primary text on the Arts, not any more recently-published work of similar name.

I deeply regret and apologise profusely for the confusion. If you have mistakenly acquired the wrong text, please arrange to replace it with a copy of the correct work as quickly as possible. I will return the essays of anyone who has been victim of this extremely embarrassing mix-up and allow you to make up the work without penalty at your convenience.

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[alt_molly]

IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU HEARTLESS MURDERING SCUM!

I HOPE YOU DIE OF HUMILIATION!!

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[alt_gredforge]

Obviously we must find a copy of this book immediately!

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_pansy]

Well, that explains it.

Lunes, are you planning on returning that book right away? Because I've got to admit I'm a bit curious to see what the fuss is about.

[alt_umbridge]

Just a teensy question, if I might.

It does seem so very possible for there to be confusion, especially with such a last minute change to the curriculum. And I do hope that the dear students who might be confused will bring the matter to the appropriate people. (Minerva, I do assume that's not changed under your leadership, and that it's still the heads of house or the eldest prefects.)

But - having heard just a smidge about the most recent title from acquaintances, I might add that if any students are concerned about their reading, I know that Madam Pomfrey is ready to assist with explanations. Well, as are all the staff, I suppose, in their areas of interest.

We are, of course, here to serve.

Private Message to Antonin Nikolaevich

[alt_lucius]

Over your head yet?

Shall I defuse Dolores for you? Or would you rather do it yourself?

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[alt_rabastan]

T-

Well, that's it. You're truly one of us now. I'll bring something special with me tonight to celebrate.

-R