Dark Arts Textbooks

[alt_antonin]

It has been brought to my attention there is some potential for confusion with the fourth through seventh year booklists. The text I have assigned is Marcus Julius Calidus's Intra Profundis, a seminal definitive primary text on the Arts, not any more recently-published work of similar name.

I deeply regret and apologise profusely for the confusion. If you have mistakenly acquired the wrong text, please arrange to replace it with a copy of the correct work as quickly as possible. I will return the essays of anyone who has been victim of this extremely embarrassing mix-up and allow you to make up the work without penalty at your convenience.

Comments

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_luna]

I'll give it to you at breakfast.

Just don't read it at the table. You might miss your mouth and spill pumpkin juice all down your robes.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_luna]

Padma Patil told me to send it right back to Mrs Brown, but it's quite a fast read, really.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private message to Luna Lovegood

[alt_neville]

Just do me a favour.

Don't let Evelyn see it. All right?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Is it really about sex?

'Intra Profundis' means 'Within the Depths' -- which actually DOES sound a bit, um, suggestive.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Heh.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Has it got pictures? I mean, like diagrams and all?