Girl Habits Report

[alt_myrtle]

Just so everybody knows...

Hufflepuffs pick at their pimples.

Ravenclaws hardly ever wash their hands after using the toilet.

Slytherins mess with their hair too much.

Gryffindors wear too much make-up.

Disgusting.

Comments

[alt_hannah]

Hufflepuffs don't pick at their pimples. So there.

[alt_neville]

I don't think we needed to know any of that stuff.

[alt_padma]

Dry up, Myrtle.

That's because Ravenclaws aren't silly enough to get their hands dirty in the toilet. Ew.

[alt_sally_anne]

You don't wash your hands after you go to the loo?

[alt_seamus]

Maybe she uses wingardium leviosa to wipe her bum.

[alt_padma]

Well, of course I do, Perks, don't be daft. But you know how Myrtle is.

[alt_sally_anne]

That's a good point.

I try not to use that bathroom if I can help it.

[alt_sally_anne]

Well, I have to say, I'm glad I'm a Slytherin. Much less disgusting than the other possibilities.

[alt_seamus]

Im glad Im a boy.

[alt_sally_anne]

I'm sure you lot have just as many disgusting habits.

[alt_seamus]

Your probably right but at least we dont have a ghost that spies on us in the bathroom.

[alt_lavender]

What's the matter with Makeup? Honestly, some Beings have no taste! But then, what could you expect from a ghost whose spent years and years haunting a girls' loo?