Ron Weasley?

[alt_harry]

Weasley, you out there? I could use some help about something.

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[alt_harry]

Someone.

Are you going to help or not?!

[alt_ron]

It's not sporting to get help while you're playing.

Unless you're playing someone who's getting help, too.

[alt_draco]

The person we're playing has help. LOTS of it. A giant-sized load of it.

[alt_ron]

Hang on. You're playing together? And Granger?

What's going on? What's all this life and death stuff?

[alt_hermione]

Harry can I tell him!? Please? I don't think we can get in any worse trouble than we're in, anyway.

[alt_harry]

Dyou know that corridor were not supposed to go down? We went down it.

[alt_draco]

YOU IDIOTS.

[alt_harry]

I had to tell him something!

[alt_ron]

Uh.

Okay.

And?

[alt_harry]

Well there are lots of things behind it. Only don't try to follow us I think that the three-headed dog woke up.

[alt_ron]

And the chess?

[alt_harry]

Well, before we got to the chess there was the Devil's Snare. It was good luck Draco knew that fire charm.

[alt_harry]

And then there were the keys! That was pretty wizard actually, it was a good bit of flying if I do say so myself, I think.

[alt_ron]

Keys?

[alt_harry]

There was a room all full of keys with wings! And they were flying around and I hopped on a broom and I caught one, and it was the one that opened the door.

And then there was this weird room, it was like a scavenger hunt, and it had all sorts of cool things in. Only there wasn't a test in there that I saw, just a door. I found some neat things, anyway.

But then we had to play chess.

[alt_ron]

You know you're not making any sense, don't you?

Or wait.

This stuff is like the monster dog... meant to keep people out of that part of the castle. Yeah?

Cool! So you're playing chess now? I could come help.

[alt_harry]

You're right but NO you couldnt come help. The dog woke up I think! You'd never get past him. Just tell me what to do!

[alt_ron]

I'm telling Granger what to do.

Down below!

She's the only one who's carrying on with the chess!

[alt_draco]

ALSO, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

[alt_ron]

Like anyone would think that doing something daring was your idea, Smalltoy.

[alt_draco]

Do we really need his help?

[alt_harry]

Unless you suddenly got really, really good at chess, I think so, mate, or unless you can get Teddy out of thin air.