Ron Weasley?

[alt_harry]

Weasley, you out there? I could use some help about something.

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[alt_draco]

How can we be sure he's looking at his book? He's probably off playing chess somewhere. Which is funny, except not.

My hand hurts and I think I burnt it. Have you and Granger finished deciding what to do at your end?

[alt_harry]

No we havent, she just keeps muttering noncense. Maybe Teddy's around. He'd do too. Teddy are you there?

[alt_hermione]

It's not nonsense, it's chess strategies! Only I think it's late for a blitzkrieg and that's the only one I really know all the moves for. I wish you'd let me play from the beginning. I'm sure I could have figured it out. Only we're all in it now, aren't we?

[alt_draco]

Don't talk to him like that, you mudblood cow. Or did you forget everything I told you last time?

[alt_hermione]

No, but you can just shut up about it, this is a life or death situation, you of all people should know that! And I don't want you getting killed either!! We can worry about that later!

[alt_draco]

I do know that, its you who shows that she doesn't, again and again. I don't know why I keep bothering, and if it weren't for Harry, I wouldn't.

[alt_hermione]

This is stupid to argue about. I'm not going to do it. I won't be sorry if the stupid queen clubs you on the head and kills you this time. At least I'm likely to go last, since I'm all the way in the back!!!

[alt_ron]

Whoa! Hang on. What?!!

[alt_ron]

Yeah?

[alt_harry]

Oh wizard!!!!

So I have some chess questions for you. Im in a spot. My queen just got taken and I dont know why.

[alt_ron]

Hang on. Who're you playing?

[alt_harry]

Someone.

Are you going to help or not?!

[alt_ron]

It's not sporting to get help while you're playing.

Unless you're playing someone who's getting help, too.

[alt_draco]

The person we're playing has help. LOTS of it. A giant-sized load of it.

[alt_ron]

Hang on. You're playing together? And Granger?

What's going on? What's all this life and death stuff?

[alt_ron]

WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!!

[alt_hermione]

Wait let me draw you a picture!!

[alt_ron]

Of the chess, yeah?

Are we talking about chess or flying keys?

[alt_hermione]

The chess, silly! Here look at this:

[alt_ron]

Okay, so you're each controlling a piece.

Wait. Marvolo's a pawn?

[alt_hermione]

No that's a bishop, can't you see the little cross on him?

The other black bishop's at C6.

[alt_ron]

Psst!

[alt_macnair]

Mister Weasley, you're in danger of losing a smashing amount of house points if you continue to offer your assistance to Marvolo.

[alt_ron]

Sir?

He needs help, sir.

[alt_harry]

Professor Macnair I dont know what you're doing but I know it isn't good and there is at least one person in this castle who will stop you from hurting us!

I heard you saying those things about the Headmistress and I know you're in colusion with that Quirrel fellow and I know that you are up to no good and I am going to come after you and you aren't going to get away with it!