Ron Weasley?

[alt_harry]

Weasley, you out there? I could use some help about something.

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[alt_draco]

How can we be sure he's looking at his book? He's probably off playing chess somewhere. Which is funny, except not.

My hand hurts and I think I burnt it. Have you and Granger finished deciding what to do at your end?

[alt_harry]

No we havent, she just keeps muttering noncense. Maybe Teddy's around. He'd do too. Teddy are you there?

[alt_hermione]

It's not nonsense, it's chess strategies! Only I think it's late for a blitzkrieg and that's the only one I really know all the moves for. I wish you'd let me play from the beginning. I'm sure I could have figured it out. Only we're all in it now, aren't we?

[alt_ron]

Yeah?

[alt_harry]

Oh wizard!!!!

So I have some chess questions for you. Im in a spot. My queen just got taken and I dont know why.

[alt_draco]

Don't talk to him like that, you mudblood cow. Or did you forget everything I told you last time?

[alt_ron]

Hang on. Who're you playing?

[alt_hermione]

No, but you can just shut up about it, this is a life or death situation, you of all people should know that! And I don't want you getting killed either!! We can worry about that later!

[alt_harry]

Someone.

Are you going to help or not?!

[alt_ron]

It's not sporting to get help while you're playing.

Unless you're playing someone who's getting help, too.

[alt_draco]

I do know that, its you who shows that she doesn't, again and again. I don't know why I keep bothering, and if it weren't for Harry, I wouldn't.

[alt_draco]

The person we're playing has help. LOTS of it. A giant-sized load of it.

[alt_ron]

Hang on. You're playing together? And Granger?

What's going on? What's all this life and death stuff?

[alt_hermione]

This is stupid to argue about. I'm not going to do it. I won't be sorry if the stupid queen clubs you on the head and kills you this time. At least I'm likely to go last, since I'm all the way in the back!!!

[alt_hermione]

Harry can I tell him!? Please? I don't think we can get in any worse trouble than we're in, anyway.

[alt_harry]

Dyou know that corridor were not supposed to go down? We went down it.

[alt_ron]

Whoa! Hang on. What?!!

[alt_draco]

For your sake you'd better hope I don't die.

[alt_draco]

YOU IDIOTS.

[alt_ron]

Uh.

Okay.

And?

[alt_hermione]

I didn't mean it and you know it. Anyway, I'm probably going to die too if it gets that bad you know.

[alt_harry]

I had to tell him something!

[alt_draco]

ALSO, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

[alt_harry]

Well there are lots of things behind it. Only don't try to follow us I think that the three-headed dog woke up.

[alt_ron]

And the chess?