RONALD WEASLEY!!!

[alt_molly]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AN OWL BRINGS THIS TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND SINCE WE HAVE THE JOURNALS BUT YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR OWN SPECIAL HOWLER ANYWAY TOMORROW MORNING AT BREAKFAST SO THAT EVERYONE CAN PERSONALLY HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU!!!

WE HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU WERE UNTIL WE HEARD FROM THE HEADMISTRESS!!!!

WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR!!! YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE BEEN BESIDE OURSELVES WITH WORRY!!!

HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A MONSTROUSLY IRRESPONSIBLE THING, WITH THE LORD PROTECTOR'S SON, NO LESS!!!

YOU SHOULD BE THANKING YOUR LUCKY STARS THAT YOUR EAR IS NOT WITHIN MY REACH, YOUNG MAN!! NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF YOUR DISREPUTABLE YOUNG HIDE!!!

Comments

[alt_percy]

Well, it's very embarrassing for me, as a Gryffindor Prefect, to have a younger brother involved in such pranks.

[alt_bill]

Somehow, I think you'll manage to muddle on despite that fact.

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[alt_arthur]

You're not helping, either.

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[alt_bill]

Sorry, I couldn't stop myself. He really is becoming such a prat.

I'll be over in just a few minutes. Tell Mum to put the kettle on.

[alt_ron]

Heh.

Too right.

[alt_lana]

I should think so, Weasley.

It appears that you Gryffindors are incapable of governing yourselves appropriately.

[alt_percy]

The Headmistress apparently doesn't agree with you, since she made me a Prefect. Not to mention that my brother Bill was Head Boy.

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[alt_bill]

Bloody hell. Now he drags me into it.

[alt_lana]

 
It is nothing to brag about particularly when one is acknowledged the best of a bad batch.

I should think a Prefect would at least be able to keep his siblings in control, particularly when they have been Sorted into his own House and are, thus, directly to hand should discipline be required.

Honestly, Weasley, there are times when you seem to have potential. And then you fail like this... again.

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[alt_bill]

Well, what an unspeakably smug bitch..

This one's going to go far, Minerva.

[alt_percy]

Now I really must object. It is hardly fair or accurate to characterise my family as a "bad batch." We are all absolutely loyal to the Protectorate. My father and one of my brothers work diligently at the Ministry of Magic itself. Another brother has a very dangerous and distinguished career as a dragonhandler. And, may I point out, Ron is generally acknowledged as having saved Harry Marvolo's life last spring.

I spoke with Ron at some length after the Howler at breakfast. While I deplore his choices, there can be no doubt whatsoever about his intentions. The two boys were prevented, by some unknown force, from going through the barrier at Kings Cross Station. Ron did what he did in an attempt to assist Harry Marvolo's return to school, and he did honestly do what he thought was best and safest. We may quarrel with his choices--I certainly do--but he is young, and I expect his judgement will improve as he grows older.

[alt_lana]

I apologise, Weasley, but you've missed my point. It was not your family, but your House I was critiquing. I'm sure I hope that all the members of your wide-ranging clan are every bit as loyal as you claim. I can't speak to that.

As for your youngest brother: it's difficult sometimes to tell zeal from foolhardiness, isn't it? Are you certain he understands the difference? It's the Protector's son we are talking about, after all, not some mate of his.

[alt_percy]

My misunderstanding, I see. Still, I must also insist that there are many loyal, deserving Gryffindors also serving the regime--our own Headmistress, not the least! And although you seem to indicate you do not like others to speak of it, I do look forward to your own sister's distinguished contributions to Gryffindor's future glory. I will make it my personal responsibility to see that she settles in as quickly and comfortably as possible.

Zeal is a characteristic of Gryffindors, although yes, it can be a double-edged sword. As I mentioned, time and experience tempers this characteristic the best, and fostering this is certainly something the Gryffindor Prefects often discuss amongst themselves. Certainly, as I understand it, many of the Lord Protectors' most trusted public servants, including both Aurors and members of his personal security staff, hail from the House of Gryffindor. In such positions, Gryffindor bravery unquestionably serves the public good.

[alt_lana]

I take your point in theory; I wish that, in practice, the percentages of committed Gryffindors vs. blood traitors were quite as you paint them.

Still and all, my parents and I would be gratified if Honoria found a mentor who could help her find her way in Gryffindor without being swayed by its culture of rule-breaking, authority-flouting, and disregard of social distinctions. She's a good girl, if occasionally rash, and we hoped she'd outgrow this awkward phase once she came to school. Of course, we never imagined she wouldn't make Ravenclaw.

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[alt_molly]

Well, it's not surprising that he 'missed her point,' since she was insulting poor Ginny in her own journal--a brand new first year!--and sneering at Percy for not being able to control his siblings.

Bill, I hate that word that you used, but in this case I think you very well may be right.

(Forgive me, Minerva, for being, well, snippy about her. But I've had such a terrible headache all day after last night's upset. Thank you for coming over last night by the way, Bill. Your father was right, it really did help.)