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alt_poppy ([personal profile] alt_poppy) wrote in [community profile] alternity2010-05-06 08:06 pm

Attention Students

Today the Office of Underage Wizard Protection provided me with a series of informational pamphlets on a number of topics that might be of interest or use to some of you.

These materials have been sorted into the following ten categories:
    Safety Awareness
    School Safety
    Physical Safety
    Abuse Avoidance
    Getting Help
    Personal Hygiene
    Good Behaviour
    Conflict Resolution
    Growing Up
    Peace of Mind
If any of these subjects seems especially relevant to you, please do not hesitate to visit me.

Finally, I'm asked to tell you the following: 'the Ministry accord your safety and health the highest priority and have delegated to the Office of Underage Wizard Protection this mission of greatest seriousness, pitch and moment. UWP are working tirelessly to make Our Lord's realm a safe and wholesome place for you as you mature into the successful young witches and wizards you are meant to become'.
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Re: Order Only

[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-05-07 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Right. No dying.

I'm not asking for my ego, you understand. But because getting a better idea where I stand helps to know what I ought to expect.

Parkinson's mate, Perks, for example. There's a witch who knows how to butter her bread on both sides. I'm sure she's too clever by half. But Parkinson mystifies me.

I suppose I shall never properly understand witches.