I'm going down to the library right now and track her down, and I swear I'm going to get to the bottom of this. If I find one speck of mud under her fingernails, I swear, just one scintilla of mud, I'll see to it that Professor McGonagall puts her on nothing but bread and water rations for a month
Apparently, that ragamuffin who works in the library didn't seem to appreciate it when I tried to put a stop to her--well, she was talking to my brother, which was simply inappropriate. She apparently took offense at telling Ron to keep a proper distance, and took her revenge with a bucket of mud in my bed.
I know it's her, because a proper wizard would never have used a bucket of mud! I am simply irate that her grubby little wandless hands would resort to something as insulting as putting mud in my bed.
Granger should certainly not have been putting herself in the way of the students - and if she is the culprit - well, suffice to say that the unpleasantness I just promised you will be insignificant compared to the unpleasantness that will be visited on her. I understand that Alecto and Amycus Carrow have quite the way with disciplining mudbloods.
I shall see to Granger in the morning, Mr Weasley.
Um, wait. Professor? Before you see Granger, could you talk to us first? We'll come see you privately tomorrow, before breakfast. It's important. Trust us. Really important.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 02:07 am (UTC)YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU????
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:09 am (UTC)Nice, Perce. So when did you go utterly mental then?
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:16 am (UTC)Why? Because you didn't like it when I told you to leave that girl alone. I was telling you for your own good!
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 02:20 am (UTC)Are you telling me you didn't have anything to do with this?
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:22 am (UTC)No.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:25 am (UTC)Then it was her, wasn't it? That foul little guttersnipe who works in the library. She did it! Did you know she was going to do it?
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:26 am (UTC)The mud affecting your brain or something? Get a grip.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:35 am (UTC)I'm going down to the library right now and track her down, and I swear I'm going to get to the bottom of this. If I find one speck of mud under her fingernails, I swear, just one scintilla of mud, I'll see to it that Professor McGonagall puts her on nothing but bread and water rations for a month
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:38 am (UTC)you really shoudn't be wandering around the corridors.
It might not be safe.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:40 am (UTC)BY GOD, I AM A PREFECT!!!!
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:41 am (UTC)we just don't want you getting hurt.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:42 am (UTC)Do not set foot outside of Gryffindor Tower, or I shall be forced to do something you will not find pleasant!
What in the name of Merlin is going on? Explain to me, in properly capitalised sentences, please.
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:44 am (UTC)What we don't understand is, why do you want us to stay in the tower?
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 03:05 am (UTC)I know it's her, because a proper wizard would never have used a bucket of mud! I am simply irate that her grubby little wandless hands would resort to something as insulting as putting mud in my bed.
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Date: 2008-09-04 03:10 am (UTC)Granger should certainly not have been putting herself in the way of the students - and if she is the culprit - well, suffice to say that the unpleasantness I just promised you will be insignificant compared to the unpleasantness that will be visited on her. I understand that Alecto and Amycus Carrow have quite the way with disciplining mudbloods.
I shall see to Granger in the morning, Mr Weasley.
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Date: 2008-09-04 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 03:16 am (UTC)I trust that this situation has been entirely cleared up? There will be no more unauthorized sallies forth from the Tower?
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Date: 2008-09-04 03:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 11:47 am (UTC)well
Date: 2008-09-04 02:08 am (UTC)Re: well
Date: 2008-09-04 02:17 am (UTC)CURSE YOU, IT'S NOT FUNNY
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:18 am (UTC)Re: well
Date: 2008-09-04 02:22 am (UTC)MY TRANSFIGURATION TEXTBOOK WAS ON MY BED, AND THAT'S RUINED, TOO
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Date: 2008-09-04 02:30 am (UTC)When you type in all capitals it's like you are shouting.
And it's Not Nice to shout.
SO LAY OFF THE CAPITALS!