WHO DID THIS??!!!

[alt_percy]

I went up to my room to study, trying to get ahead on next week's classes and I found SOMEONE POURED A BUCKET OF MUD ALL OVER THE SHEETS ON MY BED.

RON!!!

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[alt_ron]

What?

[alt_percy]

YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU????

[alt_ron]

You think I did this?

Nice, Perce. So when did you go utterly mental then?

[alt_percy]

Why? Because you didn't like it when I told you to leave that girl alone. I was telling you for your own good!

[alt_ron]

I don't even know that girl, why would I go mucking about with sludge over her?

[alt_percy]

Are you telling me you didn't have anything to do with this?

[alt_ron]

Apart from getting blamed for it?

No.

[alt_percy]

Then it was her, wasn't it? That foul little guttersnipe who works in the library. She did it! Did you know she was going to do it?

[alt_ron]

You seriously have gone mental. I've said ten words to her on these journals, Perce.

The mud affecting your brain or something? Get a grip.

[alt_percy]

I'm going down to the library right now and track her down, and I swear I'm going to get to the bottom of this. If I find one speck of mud under her fingernails, I swear, just one scintilla of mud, I'll see to it that Professor McGonagall puts her on nothing but bread and water rations for a month

[alt_gredforge]

you know, it's after curfew.

you really shoudn't be wandering around the corridors.

It might not be safe.

[alt_percy]

BY GOD, I AM A PREFECT!!!!

[alt_gredforge]

but it could be dangerous.

we just don't want you getting hurt.

[alt_mcgonagall]

Mr Weasley!!

Do not set foot outside of Gryffindor Tower, or I shall be forced to do something you will not find pleasant!

What in the name of Merlin is going on? Explain to me, in properly capitalised sentences, please.

[alt_gredforge]

we havn't left the tower since about seven and we don't plan to.

What we don't understand is, why do you want us to stay in the tower?

[alt_mcgonagall]

I am not referring to you, Weasleys Quintus and Quartus. I am referring to Weasley Tertius. I believe that was abundantly clear.

[alt_percy]

Apparently, that ragamuffin who works in the library didn't seem to appreciate it when I tried to put a stop to her--well, she was talking to my brother, which was simply inappropriate. She apparently took offense at telling Ron to keep a proper distance, and took her revenge with a bucket of mud in my bed.

I know it's her, because a proper wizard would never have used a bucket of mud! I am simply irate that her grubby little wandless hands would resort to something as insulting as putting mud in my bed.

[alt_mcgonagall]

I see.

Granger should certainly not have been putting herself in the way of the students - and if she is the culprit - well, suffice to say that the unpleasantness I just promised you will be insignificant compared to the unpleasantness that will be visited on her. I understand that Alecto and Amycus Carrow have quite the way with disciplining mudbloods.

I shall see to Granger in the morning, Mr Weasley.

[alt_gredforge]

Um, wait. Professor? Before you see Granger, could you talk to us first? We'll come see you privately tomorrow, before breakfast. It's important. Trust us. Really important.

[alt_mcgonagall]

...All right, Messrs Weasley.

I trust that this situation has been entirely cleared up? There will be no more unauthorized sallies forth from the Tower?

[alt_gredforge]

You know, Perce, when Professor McGonagall told you not to capitalise, she probably mean not using italicisation either.

[alt_hermione]

I never!!!

well

[alt_gredforge]

We thought that you'd be toilet trained by now perce...

Re: well

[alt_percy]

CURSE YOU, IT'S NOT FUNNY

Re: well

[alt_gredforge]

yes it is

Re: well

[alt_percy]

MY TRANSFIGURATION TEXTBOOK WAS ON MY BED, AND THAT'S RUINED, TOO

Re: well

[alt_gredforge]

You know perce,

When you type in all capitals it's like you are shouting.

And it's Not Nice to shout.

SO LAY OFF THE CAPITALS!