Ron Weasley?

[alt_harry]

Weasley, you out there? I could use some help about something.

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[alt_ron]

Like anyone would think that doing something daring was your idea, Smalltoy.

[alt_harry]

Well, before we got to the chess there was the Devil's Snare. It was good luck Draco knew that fire charm.

[alt_ron]

WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!!

[alt_harry]

And then there were the keys! That was pretty wizard actually, it was a good bit of flying if I do say so myself, I think.

[alt_hermione]

Wait let me draw you a picture!!

[alt_ron]

Keys?

[alt_draco]

Do we really need his help?

[alt_harry]

Unless you suddenly got really, really good at chess, I think so, mate, or unless you can get Teddy out of thin air.

[alt_ron]

Of the chess, yeah?

Are we talking about chess or flying keys?

[alt_harry]

There was a room all full of keys with wings! And they were flying around and I hopped on a broom and I caught one, and it was the one that opened the door.

And then there was this weird room, it was like a scavenger hunt, and it had all sorts of cool things in. Only there wasn't a test in there that I saw, just a door. I found some neat things, anyway.

But then we had to play chess.

[alt_ron]

You know you're not making any sense, don't you?

Or wait.

This stuff is like the monster dog... meant to keep people out of that part of the castle. Yeah?

Cool! So you're playing chess now? I could come help.

[alt_hermione]

The chess, silly! Here look at this:

[alt_harry]

You're right but NO you couldnt come help. The dog woke up I think! You'd never get past him. Just tell me what to do!

[alt_ron]

Okay, so you're each controlling a piece.

Wait. Marvolo's a pawn?

[alt_hermione]

No that's a bishop, can't you see the little cross on him?

The other black bishop's at C6.

[alt_macnair]

Mister Weasley, you're in danger of losing a smashing amount of house points if you continue to offer your assistance to Marvolo.

[alt_ron]

I'm telling Granger what to do.

Down below!

She's the only one who's carrying on with the chess!

[alt_ron]

Sir?

He needs help, sir.

[alt_macnair]

No. What he needs to do is turn around, return to his dungeon dormitory, and mind his own business.

[alt_harry]

Professor Macnair I dont know what you're doing but I know it isn't good and there is at least one person in this castle who will stop you from hurting us!

I heard you saying those things about the Headmistress and I know you're in colusion with that Quirrel fellow and I know that you are up to no good and I am going to come after you and you aren't going to get away with it!

[alt_harry]

I actually dont think we can get out of it. Now weve started, even if we wanted to, which I dont.

Ron, please, I promise!!

[alt_macnair]

I am not in 'colusion' with anyone, little man. But you'd best turn 'round now. Your Father won't like you getting hurt. That much I know for certain.

[alt_ron]

Psst!

[alt_harry]

Dyou think hell be more mad at me for getting hurt, or at you for hurting me?! I think I know which one.

[alt_macnair]

Depends on how hurt you are.