Ron Weasley?

[alt_harry]

Weasley, you out there? I could use some help about something.

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[alt_hermione]

Wait let me draw you a picture!!

[alt_ron]

Of the chess, yeah?

Are we talking about chess or flying keys?

[alt_hermione]

The chess, silly! Here look at this:

[alt_ron]

Okay, so you're each controlling a piece.

Wait. Marvolo's a pawn?

[alt_hermione]

No that's a bishop, can't you see the little cross on him?

The other black bishop's at C6.

[alt_ron]

Psst!

[alt_macnair]

Mister Weasley, you're in danger of losing a smashing amount of house points if you continue to offer your assistance to Marvolo.

[alt_ron]

Sir?

He needs help, sir.

[alt_macnair]

No. What he needs to do is turn around, return to his dungeon dormitory, and mind his own business.

[alt_harry]

I actually dont think we can get out of it. Now weve started, even if we wanted to, which I dont.

Ron, please, I promise!!

[alt_harry]

Professor Macnair I dont know what you're doing but I know it isn't good and there is at least one person in this castle who will stop you from hurting us!

I heard you saying those things about the Headmistress and I know you're in colusion with that Quirrel fellow and I know that you are up to no good and I am going to come after you and you aren't going to get away with it!

[alt_macnair]

I am not in 'colusion' with anyone, little man. But you'd best turn 'round now. Your Father won't like you getting hurt. That much I know for certain.

[alt_harry]

Dyou think hell be more mad at me for getting hurt, or at you for hurting me?! I think I know which one.

[alt_macnair]

Depends on how hurt you are.

[alt_draco]

You wouldn't really hurt a student, would you, Professor?

[alt_macnair]

Worried I'll hurt you, too? Except it wouldn't really be me... not in your case.

I don't enjoy hurting innocents. But your friend Harry, he's not. He can't be, see, not if th

[alt_draco]

Not if what?